Great King Rat died today
Born on the 21st of May
Died syphillis, 44 on his birthday
Every second word he swore
Yes, he was son of a whore
Always wanted by the law
Wouldn't you like to know?
Wouldn't you like to know?
Great King Rat was a dirty old man
And a dirty old man was he
Now what can I tell you?
Would you like to see?
Now hear this!
Where will I be tomorrow?
Will I beg, will I borrow?
I don't care, I don't care anyway
Come on, come on, the time is right
The man is evil, that is right
I told you, yes I told you,
That's no lie
Wouldn't you like to know?
Wouldn't you like to know?
Great King Rat was a dirty old man
And a dirty old man was he
Now what can I tell you?
Would you like to see?
(Hit it!)
Now listen, all you people!
Put out the good and keep the bad
Don't believe all you read in the Bible
You sinners, get in line
Saints you leave far behind
Very soon, you're gonna be a disciple
Don't listen to what mama says
Not a word, not a word mama says!
Or else you'll find yourself, bein' a rival
Great lord before he died,
knelt sinners by his side
He said, You're going to realize...
tomorrow.....
Now, I'm not gonna tell you
What you already know
Time and time again you know,
I said it all a long time ago
Come on, come on the time is right,
The evil man is right
I told you once before
Wouldn't you like to know?
Wouldn't you like to know?
Great King Rat was a dirty old man
And a dirty old man was he
Now what can I tell you?
Would you like to see?
