Man, the other day I was trying to figure out,
How many letters was in the alphabet,
It took me all day, but you know I did it,
You wanna know how many lettaz there are?
26 lettaz in da alphabet
26 letterz in da alphabet,
I wet the shower cap so I don't get wet,
I put on my shoes, so my feet don't hurt,
And go to the floor with Ernie and Bert,
When I'm on the floor, I'm singing supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,
When I'm on the floor, I'm singing supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,
I got lots so friends, so I don't need pets,
26 lettaz in da alphabet
Ernie got wasted and Bert went flat,
They got kicked out and they can't come back,
So they're standing outside,
Singing supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Singing supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,
Yeah, they're standing outside singing supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,
Yeah, you know they're outside
Do the Ernie,
Who's inside?
Do the Bert,
Who's outside?
Shake your milky,
Who's upside?
Chocolate shirt,
Who's downside?
Man, I didn't know I was so smart,
My brain hurts
